Yarrgh ye bilge rat Tanya Plibersek! Ye be a right proper disappointment to all of us! Talkin' 'bout fake sympathy to gain undeserved credibility! That ain't no way fer a right-minded person to be actin', especially towards a real victim! It's plain as day yer nothin' more than a self-promotin' swindler who be only out fer yer own benefit. Shame on ye, ye lily-livered scoundrel! Best ye not be tryin' any of yer underhandedness lest ye find yer head at the end of a hangman's rope!