[Scene opens on Horseland stable, where Calypso, a beautiful blanket Appaloosa mare, is attempting a jump over a fence. The other horses, Scarlet, Pepper, Chili, Aztec, and Button, are gathered to watch.] Calypso: [neighs confidently] Watch and learn, my dear equine friends. This jump will be a piece of cake. [Calypso takes a running start and jumps, but unfortunately, she misjudges the height of the fence and crashes into it, causing the fence to wobble and almost fall over. The other horses gasp and neigh in shock.] Scarlet: [scoffs] Well, that was a pathetic jump. You call yourself a show horse? Pepper: [rolling her eyes] Looks like Calypso is all talk and no action. Chili: [snorts in amusement] She probably thinks she's the best jumper in the world. Aztec: [smirking] But clearly, she can't even clear a simple fence. Button: [giggles] Maybe we should rename her Clumsy Calypso. [Kwazii, the ocelot pirate, and Peso, the penguin medic, suddenly appear on the scene, interrupting the other horses' insults.] Kwazii: [playing a guitar] Ahoy there, me hearties! What's all this fuss about? Peso: [playing a xylophone] Yeah, why are you horses being so negative? Scarlet: [irritated] Oh great, it's the feline and the bird again. Pepper: [sarcastically] Just what we need, more annoying animals