Yo, listen up, you absolute brain-dead potato, I swear your thought process is like a dial-up internet connection, slow and outdated, you must’ve been raised by a pack of wild squirrels because the only thing you’re good at is collecting nuts and even then, you probably forget where you put them, I mean, how do you manage to walk around with that empty head of yours, it’s like a black hole sucking up all the common sense in the universe, you probably think critical thinking is just a fancy term for playing video games, and let’s be real, even the NPCs in those games have more depth than you, I can’t believe you’re out here trying to act like you’ve got something to contribute when you can’t even contribute to a group chat without making everyone dumber just by reading your messages, it’s honestly impressive how you manage to be such a colossal waste of oxygen, like, do us all a favor and just stick to coloring books because that’s the only level of thinking you’re capable of, you clueless clown!